Kids are assholes!
I’m sorry to be a hack and steal a line (from Louis CK), but he’s ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
I’m laying on my side in bed over the weekend cruising Myspace, as usual. My 7 year old walks in. In his adorable sing song voice he say, “I see London. I see France. I see my mother’s big, fat, gross, wrinkly belly.”
ASSHOLE!
(Sorry to ruin the illusion guys.)
His birthday is next month. See if this old, fat, wrinkled woman gets his ass anything.
